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Argentavis Exponential

by Captain Vulpine!

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Darby Spicer (Candle) This album still gives me the chills when I listen to it. The mixture of carney msuic, sea shanties & vaudevillesque theatrics, you don't get this anywhere else. Simply brilliant. And, perhaps the Captain at his most vulnerable with the closing track. See You In The Shadows… Favorite track: Dirge for a Mutinous Philosopher.
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The court and its jesters sequester a festering test during times of trial While bile beguiles a smile from the vile all the while bewitching twitching pyres When fires blaze there's a maze through the haze of the chaos, screams and horror But what follows next betwixt the behexed is a scene serene forever more That fire she burns On a chariot of worms Leading forth into the frey For her Grey Pride Parade The skeleton dwellings of recent made hellings are selling for nothing at all For a char leaves a scar and the grey says good day to a mother with child in her gull A mockery of snow? Come truth the spring will show Not flowers primed to bloom But a freshly painted tomb That fire she burns On a palace built of urns Leading forth into the frey For her Grey Pride Parade
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They're miserable, they're terrible, ungodly and unbearable They're wretched and incomparable The Horrible Poor They're dismal, abominable, atrocious and wrongful Malfeasent in their longfullness The Horrible Poor Unfit to drive my carriage Unfit for even marriage I've seen how they cavort in droves at night They're leering at our daughters These lowly six-pence sodders I dream of the day they're banished from our sight Sure they helped to build my house But now I share it with mice and louse Is it worth getting so close, just to smite them? They're miserable, they're terrible, ungodly and unbearable They're wretched and incomparable The Horrible Poor They're dismal, abominable, atrocious and wrongful Malfeasent in their longfullness The Horrible Poor They smoke their foul tobacco They laugh in vicious cackles While proper civility requests a hearty laugh They revel in one course meals Converse like braying seals My blood congeals when they "spit- shake on deals" They hats are old and shoddy Their shoes are holed and rotting And their coats? Why, they're hardly coats at all! They're miserable, they're terrible, ungodly and unbearable They're wretched and incomparable The Horrible Poor They're dismal, abominable, atrocious and wrongful Malfeasent in their longfullness The Horrible Poor The rich, the rich? We'll throw them in a ditch Grind them into flour and roll them into pitch We'll pave the road in them to revolution They've got their stocks and bonds We've got our drinking songs And I've never met a sober man I trust. How rich is a rich man's shadow, when he's hanging from the gallows? And how many galleons is a high priced stallion below?
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Do you take me for an devil? Do you take me for a friend? Is it to or from Damnation? Who's the devil in the end? Do you take me for an angel? Do you take me for a foe? Did I lead you to salvation, or did you lead yourself below? Do you take me for the winter? Do you blame me for the cold? Like admonishing a young man by forgetting to grow old? Do you take me as a songbird? Do you take me as a crow? Does a raven ever forget what lies beneath the snow? Do you take me as a chimney? Do I pollute the earth? While you enjoy the comfort of the fire in your hearth? Do you take me as a serpent? Does a serpent not hunt rat? Beyond our field of vision, are lice at war with gnats? Do you take me as a scarecrow? Do I not yearn to fly? Crucified and stuffed with straw, condemned to live a lie Do you take me for a hunter? How often do you pray? Do you ever ask the thunder if the lightning's here to stay? Take me for the Devil, acknowledging a friend. Take me as the Winter, but does not Winter end? Take me as a bat, gestating in the Serpent. The Scarecrow's only friend, that is I; Emergent.
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Will you dance with your lover in the spring? Would you take her home that pretty diamond ring? Would you travel off to France on this fetid romance for a chance just to break your other wing? Shall we revel in the glory of the rain? Shall we take a jolly stroll along the lane? Have I failed to explain that to exist without a bane is to abstain from that which makes you dream? Take your lover to the fair There are pretty of dangers around there Why don't you take your lover to the ball? I hear the balcony's a lovely place to fall. Why don't you take your lover to the countryside? There are miles of dirt for her to hide in Treat her to the very finest wines Just be sure you know which one contains the strychnine Shall we go for a walk along the pier? Shall we make our true intentions clear? Shall I throw you to the sea so that I may learn to be contented in my solitude sans we. Shall we go for a picnic in the park? Shall we explore our passions in the dark? When the fairy tale ends will we ever make amends? When I scrape you off my boot, my little lark. Take your lover to the fair There are pretty of dangers around there Why don't you take your lover to the ball? I hear the balcony's a lovely place to fall. Why don't you take your lover to the countryside? There are miles of dirt for her to hide in Treat her to the very finest wines Just be sure you know which one contains the strychnine Dance with me.
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MURDER MURDER MURDER! I just wanna see what's inside of you Baby let me in, baby let me see Baby I just watch you bleed Step inside my humble home Don't worry babe, we're all alone Take off your coat, take off your skin Baby baby won't you be my sin? MURDER MURDER MURDER! Man I couldn't stop if I wanted too I'll chop 'em up, I'll wear their hides They're all really nice on the inside! I'll stick their bones up though my nose I'll make a belt from all their toes I'll wear their plasma in my hair It works really nice up there!
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O, Lazariah! 04:49
Cold hands, for a cold start A grand day to fall apart So patient, that grand clock So christened; Father Mock Oh, you slay me Lazariah So slay me, Lazariah Countenance of a Gilded Age You watched spark And you saw fade Slow dance, a tepid rage Subtle knife in a glass cage Oh, you slay me Lazariah So slay me, Lazariah Who thought to bind you? You thought to unwind you? Who thought to remind you, your dominion over all? Father! Father Mock Father Mocking me.
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Well grab your holystones my son Let's get to work for the old bosun Trice yourself afore the dayblink's gone And pay the Devil for another dawn Chock a block that rigging, Jack Man the brightware, mind the slack Idler's are Jonah's all, So mind your wits for the Bosun's call Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee Lay De Aye Ah Oh Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee oh Lay De Aye Ah Oh Start yer climb ye barrelman, Grab your fids unship that grin Deckie's all to the fantail go And you sea dogs to the bilge below Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee Lay De Aye Ah Oh Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee Oh Lay De Aye Ah Oh Oh lee oh, or hard a lee Man the yards for the Bosun's plea; "Any man with bleeding hands shall bleed no more from me" Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee Lay De Aye Ah Oh Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee Oh Lay De Aye Ah Oh Sally ship for the Commadore When you get that rank, you can pay that whore But the only gal you'll get tonight Is the "Captain's Daughter" if the moor's not tight Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee Lay De Aye Ah Oh Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee Oh Lay De Aye Ah Oh Don your wretched foulie's all We don't stop working for a minor squall And if you wind up dead my son Just don't get word to the old Boatswain Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee Lay De Aye Ah Oh Lay De Aye Oh Lo A Lee Oh Lay De Aye Ah Oh The sun is past the yardarm now We've earned our grog and we've earned it well So revel in tonights fair wind For tomorrow's hell all over again
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Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Toadsuck, Rollin' I'm a two dollar man on a ten dollar horse Every penny I got I got from the divorce Because I picked the fattest daughter of a rich man's flock But it don't make no difference to a thirsty cock-eyed man Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Toadsuck, Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Well I don't mind if she's dry and plain That's a Panhandle girl; all gristle and mean But I don't live for today, man I got big plans 'Cuz I'm a tomorrow man Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Toadsuck, Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Well I rolled into Dalhart with a cheque in my grip And I looked at the Sherrif with his gun at his hip Two hollow eyed Negroes and a hate-filled Red Were staring from the gibbet like they's already dead Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Toadsuck, Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Well the croupier smiled as I played my hand Put it all on Red as the blood hit the sand Now I'm taking my winnings to the National Grand Cuz I'm a tomorrow man Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Toadsuck, Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Well I made up my mind to get out of the dust In March '35 I said New York or bust So I packed up my bags and I got on a train To get out of a town that was circlin' the drain Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Toadsuck, Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Well on April 13th I put it all on Black And I lost every dime, but I ain't goin' back Then the very next day the Roller's at my door She said "Son, it's been fun, but there ain't no tomorrow no more" Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Toadsuck, Rollin' Keep on Rollin' Black Rollers Roll.
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Re-break a broken man Throw him to the Jackal Hut Betray what gods you can, Throw them to the Jackal Hut Fortunes told in arterial spray Littered walls and feathered wraiths Stirring leaves upon an alter stir for her, for her Tar it seeps from cracking walls The screeching moon in yearning calls It rises from its slumber hungry; Gnashing it's teeth. Seething Soothesayer weaving Fates as a harbinger, O wanderer! Teething youth Slayer grieving Hates as a ponderer, No Warrior. Stillborn- The woman's third Throw her to the Jackal Hut Swill worn- A broken bird Throw him to the Jackal Hut Vision lost on the Elder's tongue, he passes nought unto his young On tired wings his dirge is hung to stay Stay away from Changing winds admit the host Pay your fealty to the Ghost Boast not, Boast not my son. ...What have we done? Falling birds, They are calling a purge for the deity Just leave us be Brawling scourge we are mauling Cursed for our fealty ...So now we bleed.
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I live a life of quiet shame No man should ever bare my name I sleep on a growing bed of nails Add one for every time I fail You waste on me your pity While I am terrified of why You take comfort in the city That confined me to the night Please, complain about the weather But don't look me in the eye I relish the tether ...But I think I'd rather die A dirge for every breath I take A dirge for every hour I'm awake A dirge is wasted all the same On my life of quiet shame But dying wouldn't prove too fair The papers, cameras everywhere My days would end in violent fame Ruining my life of quiet shame.

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released April 19, 2016

All songs written, recorded, produced, chopped and maimed by Captain Vulpine!

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Captain Vulpine! Portland, Oregon

Culled from the muzzard infested lands of inbetween, Captain Vulpine wanders the ever-dying mortal world in search of nothing at all. Shortly after discovering whiskey, all was lost- and the disastrous memoirs of lands and minds long since gone now linger in these culminations of manifested misery and madness. ... more

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