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The Ice of Flowers
04:04
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I sit up in my bed, it's christmas eve
I rub my bruises and wash my teeth
Brush my hair behind my ears and
Wash away those last dried tears
I hear a grumbling upstairs
He's stomping his feet and he's yelling and swearing
I check my chains in silence
I'm not ready for this violence
But love, it's a funny thing
That's why he makes me squirm and scream
It's a funny thing
And when I faint I know,
When it's all over
I can fall into my dreams.
I wake up on the floor it's Christmas morning
It's snowing outside and I can hear him snoring
Both my legs are broken and I'm tied up with rope again
I hope there's no heaven or hell,
Because I'm there now
I know that my mother was wrong
When she said be strong
But love, it's a funny thing
That's why he makes me squirm and scream
I hope I never hope again, as long as I live
I just want to fall into my dreams
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Scrooge Tower
05:12
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Conform to lines
All sales are final
Don't forget the giftwrap
Each order comes with a bible
Stop by our pharmacy
Celebrate the fallacy
Numb all your feelings
Stack those gifts up to the ceiling
Have no fear, the good lord works here
One floor below me
Apply to him for a second loan
We'll fasttrack your approval if you give us half your organs
We're happy to negotiate if you're angry with your interest rate
Just keep in mind it triples every hour
Sign on the dotted line, don't make me use my power
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Please sir, it's freezing
Please give us meaning
Our hearts are broken
To you we're beholden
We're simple peasants
We don't need presents
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"Don't forget, it takes more muscles to frown, and we need you strong!"
Well being rich in character is like being rich in shit
I'm sure it counts for something, but money, well that ain't it
Just because you've got a house full of rats, doesn't mean that you've got friends
And son, when you wake up dead they'll eat you in the end
So come on down to me, I'll always strike a deal
And if I like your style I won't even make you kneel
So buy, buy buy
Until you die.
I'm getting pretty bored of all these stacks and stacks of souls
What do I do, just stick 'em in a closet? Wait till they get old?
Having all this power gets more boring by the day
Maybe I'll adopt a bunch of babies and throw them all away
Or maybe I'll start slashing tires, burning churches, starting fires
But I can do that all for free and I've got so much money
Don't recommend philanthropy, it's boring
All I wanna do is see you buy
Until you die.
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Stalled Trains
02:13
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Bumble City Rumble
02:38
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Let's do some lines of candycane
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Captain Vulpine! Portland, Oregon
Culled from the muzzard infested lands of inbetween, Captain Vulpine wanders the ever-dying mortal world in search of nothing at all. Shortly after discovering whiskey, all was lost- and the disastrous memoirs of lands and minds long since gone now linger in these culminations of manifested misery and madness. ... more
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