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Scrooge Tower

from Black Winters by Captain Vulpine!

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Conform to lines
All sales are final
Don't forget the giftwrap
Each order comes with a bible

Stop by our pharmacy
Celebrate the fallacy
Numb all your feelings
Stack those gifts up to the ceiling

Have no fear, the good lord works here
One floor below me
Apply to him for a second loan
We'll fasttrack your approval if you give us half your organs
We're happy to negotiate if you're angry with your interest rate
Just keep in mind it triples every hour
Sign on the dotted line, don't make me use my power

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Please sir, it's freezing
Please give us meaning
Our hearts are broken
To you we're beholden
We're simple peasants
We don't need presents
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"Don't forget, it takes more muscles to frown, and we need you strong!"

Well being rich in character is like being rich in shit
I'm sure it counts for something, but money, well that ain't it
Just because you've got a house full of rats, doesn't mean that you've got friends
And son, when you wake up dead they'll eat you in the end
So come on down to me, I'll always strike a deal
And if I like your style I won't even make you kneel
So buy, buy buy
Until you die.

I'm getting pretty bored of all these stacks and stacks of souls
What do I do, just stick 'em in a closet? Wait till they get old?
Having all this power gets more boring by the day
Maybe I'll adopt a bunch of babies and throw them all away
Or maybe I'll start slashing tires, burning churches, starting fires
But I can do that all for free and I've got so much money
Don't recommend philanthropy, it's boring
All I wanna do is see you buy
Until you die.

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from Black Winters, released December 25, 2017

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Captain Vulpine! Portland, Oregon

Culled from the muzzard infested lands of inbetween, Captain Vulpine wanders the ever-dying mortal world in search of nothing at all. Shortly after discovering whiskey, all was lost- and the disastrous memoirs of lands and minds long since gone now linger in these culminations of manifested misery and madness. ... more

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